Funny Stuff!

[idontknow]

The biker must have been JP, that's why I haven't seen him around lately!

 

[mxWanderer]

i swear i was going to call
i thought i had already paid you
steal, me? never
we are just friends
i promise you that if yoou choose me i will change the country

Doctor, how muchtime im going to live?
-10
10 what?
-9,8,7,6,5..

 

[Tom T]

i swear i was going to call
i thought i had already paid you
steal, me? never
we are just friends
i promise you that if yoou choose me i will change the country

Doctor, how muchtime im going to live?
-10
10 what?
-9,8,7,6,5..

I really don't think I understand this post unless it is carefully disguised political rhetoric, in which case I understand it completely.

 

[mxWanderer]

I really don't think I understand this post unless it is carefully disguised political rhetoric, in which case I understand it completely.

ps ur no fun ;D

 

[idontknow]

Nice car!

 

[Spider]

Thought you'd enjoy a nature picture.
You don't often see a Falcon nesting in a tree.

 

[idontknow]

How did it get there?

 

[idontknow]

I was just reading about the banana Spiderman,Spider....are you related? :-D

 

[Spider]

How did it get there?

They didn't say, my best guesses from least to most likely would be:

1.) It was parked over a tiny tree many years ago.
2.) Some jokers hoisted it up there with a crane.
3.) PhotoShop.

 

[Spider]

I was just reading about the banana Spiderman, Spider....are you related! :-D

I guess I'd have to be, as far as entomologists are concerned we all belong to the same family.

 

[idontknow]

I don't know if it is aFalcon but we got one stuck to a building here in Miami!

 

[Spider]

I used to live a couple blocks away from this "Car Kabob" that appeared in the Wayne's World movie.

 

[Spider]

Quote from a Dilbert cartoon by Scott Adams. Sounds like a good recovery plan.

We lost all of our company data and our backups too.

So I hacked into our government's secret database where they keep records of everything we say or do and got it all back.

 

[Frederuco]

I was at the bar the other day and saw three ladies, none of which were skinny, chatting. I thought it sounded like they had a Scottish accent so I walked up to them and said:

Hello are you three Lassies from Scotland?

One of them screeched back at me, It's Wales you idiot, WALES!

So I replied, Are you three whales from Scotland?

Next thing I remember I woke up in the hospital...