So I just received my tablet today, straight from the clone capital shenzhen. First red flag is that they declared value of the package was only $30 (eek, I just paid four times that much for it) Here's the specs from the ebay posting: CPU Type: VIA VT8505 ARM926 Operating System: Google Android 1.7 LCD Size: 7" TFT LCD Resolution: 800 x 480 Touch Screen: Full Size, High Sensitive Touch Operation System Memory: Spec True 256MB Memory (many in the market are fake 256MB) Storage Device Type: Nand Flash Capacity: 2GB Camera: Pixel 1.3Mega Built-in Stereo speakers Built-in Microphone LAN: External Fast 10/100 Mbps Ethernet Adapter WLAN: Built-in 802.11b/g WLAN 1 x TF Card Slot I/O PORT 2 x USB2.0 1 x Headphone Built in G-Sensor Gravity Inducer, Auto Horizontal Screen AC Power Adaptor: 100V Input, 9V DC Output, 2A Battery Pack: Built in 2400 mAh Batteries Dimension: 19.9 x 12.8 x 0.8-1.4cm And from the About Device screen: Memory size 256 MB Model number generic Firmware version 1.6 Kernel version 2.6.29-00236-g4f8dbbb-dirty Build number WMT2.0_105 So first of all, what the heck can I do to make this thing a little less sluggish and buggy? Second, I tried to download SlideMe (multiple times) and each time I try to open after installing, it force closes. Why isn't it working?? Third, WHAT IS IT? What device do I have? The seller hasn't been extremely forthcoming, but also not entirely unresponsive. I just want to make it better.