Hi, congratulations on your new Szenio tablet and welcome to the forum. Glad you decided to join us here at Android Tablets. I'm moving your thread to the Android Tablet Q&A section for you, where more people who can help you are likely to join the discussion. Good luck!
It does indeed seem that you're off to a bad start. I haven't been able to find a single mention of your tablet on our Forum. And, your poor wife. I hope you don't end up in the dog house.